Author's note: The review that follows was posted in January 2020. I'm reposting it here in memory of Charlene Imhoff Dividson who passed away December 18, 2023. That's her in the picture below, second from the right--beautiful, talented, and a dear, sweet friend. Rest in peace, Sis.
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Wednesday, December 20, 2023
Sunday, August 20, 2023
FISH ON!
A real fish story
“Look!”
Frank shouts. “Straight ahead, where the birds are!” Frank, our fishing boat
captain, shoves the throttle to full ahead and we race toward what boat
captains call la mancha—the stain—an area the size of a small arena where
the deep blue ocean has been churned to a white froth. “Oh man, there are some big
tuna breaking water, feeding on the surface.”
I can’t see the tuna but I definitely see the birds circling the area and diving into the water. And then the most amazing sight of all: spinner dolphins flying into the air, turning a half-dozen rotations before falling back to the water. Until this day, I’d never heard of a spinner dolphin, let alone seen one. And yet there they are—one, two, three, and more—shooting into the air like prima ballerinas.
We
are twenty-five miles off the west coast of Costa Rica, out of the harbor town
of Flamingo. Our party consists of my daughter Cheryl and her husband Bruce,
their sons Mason and Collin, my daughter Kim, and me. Cheryl and her family
have lived in Tamarindo for more than twenty years and are involved in several
business ventures there. Kim lives in Welches, Oregon, with her husband Cliff and
extended family. It’s my first visit to Costa Rica, a gift from my five
children in honor of my eightieth birthday, and this will be a day I’ll never
forget.
Bruce
and my grandson Collin are experienced spear fishermen. Captain Frank will try
to position the boat out in front of the dolphins and tuna. Then Bruce and
Collin will jump into the water with snorkel gear and spear guns and descend
about thirty feet below the surface. The dolphins will come racing by, followed
closely by a school of yellowfin tuna. The goal is to get a good clean shot at
a tuna, after which the speared fish will dive deep, taking with it a line attached to
a float. The fish will eventually wear itself out, the float will come to the
surface, and the catch hauled in.
We
speed along with forty, fifty, a hundred or more dolphins racing alongside the
boat. Bruce and Collin are in the bow, ready to go into the water. My grandson Mason
is busy capturing as much of the action as possible via his 35 mm camera and
his trusty smartphone. He is a skilled photographer, filmmaker and editor, like a young
Spielberg. In the meantime, Captain Frank’s deckhand has rigged two fishing
poles and cast them to troll behind the boat. Finally, Frank cuts the engine
and Bruce and Collin are in the water, dropping below the surface, hoping for a
clear shot as the tuna race by.
“Fish
on!” Frank shouts. The rod nearest me bends at a ninety-degree angle and the
reel sings as the line races out. “Grab that rod, Chuck. Let it run if it’s
taking line, otherwise crank hard, reel it in.”
I
go to the rod and begin reeling. The fish makes a couple of runs and I keep on
cranking. My arm is tiring and I think about giving up, handing the job to
someone else. But call it pride or call it machismo, there is no way I
can quit. I keep straining to gain line. Suddenly the fish comes into view. I’m
winning the battle. Now the deckhand moves in, a heavy glove on his left hand,
a long gaff in his right. He grabs the line with his left hand and pulls the
fish near the side of the boat. With his right, he makes a quick move with the
gaff and jerks the fish up into the boat. It flaps wildly on the deck, blood
splattering everywhere. In a matter of minutes, the deckhand has the yellowfin
safely in cold storage, surrounded by bags of ice. Our best guess is it weighs
about sixty pounds.
Bruce
and Collin swim back to the boat disappointed. The drop point must be precise to
find the tuna schooling behind the dolphins, and this time the positioning was
off. Captain Frank idles as the spearfishermen climb aboard. All the while, the
great gathering of fish and sea birds has moved on. The captain guns the engine
and off we go, his eyes alternating between his radar screen and the horizon.
It’s
time to head back to shore and we begin the long journey home. I think about
Cheryl and Bruce and the life they’ve built here in Costa Rica. Their
entrepreneurial ventures are too numerous to list here, but the current
flagship is their property management firm: Stay in Tamarindo. If you have an urge
to visit Costa Rica, maybe catch a tuna of your own, or visit a volcanic
national park, or catch a perfect wave on your surfboard, Stay in Tamarindo has
the ideal vacation rental for you.
***
Back
home, Bruce goes to work immediately to clean and filet the fish. Collin and
Mason jump in to make it a team effort. As Bruce carves off the filets, Collin
trims and cuts them into thick steaks while Mason packs and seals them in
freezer bags. Cheryl and Kim join the team, preparing rice, green salad, and other side dishes. My job is to hoist a cold beer and offer encouragement. Later that
evening, we sit down to a dinner featuring perfectly seasoned and seared tuna
steaks. It isn’t lost on me that these delicious steaks were swimming freely in
the deep blue Pacific earlier this same day.
Through
all of this teamwork, Mason has been telling us about a documentary series narrated
by Sir David Attenborough titled Our Planet. One episode, “The High Seas,”
features a segment on spinner dolphins. After dinner, we gather in front of the
TV and Mason finds the episode we’re looking for. It is a fascinating
explanation of what we witnessed at sea.
It
turns out dolphins and yellowfin tuna feed on the same tiny species called lantern
fish, a species that thrives because it has no commercial value and is,
therefore, not hunted by the fishing fleets of the world. Yellowfin tuna follow
the dolphins because dolphins are like cowboys, herding the lantern fish
together into a compact school. The Attenborough team’s brilliant underwater
photography captures this phenomenon perfectly, the dolphins working to keep
the school together, the school of lantern fish looking like a giant balloon,
swerving and swirling, held tight by the hard-working cowboys, all the while
pushing the school toward the surface. Then, as though someone fired a starter’s
pistol, the feast is on. Dolphins and tuna attack the lantern fish in a feeding
frenzy, joined by sea birds diving from the air, creating the boil on the
surface of the ocean the fishing captains call la mancha.
As
for the spinner dolphins, according to Attenborough, they are very rare, found
primarily in two locations: off the coast of Costa Rica and around the Hawaiian
Islands. I am stunned! On a planet seventy percent covered by water, I spent
the day in one of the two places on Earth that spinner dolphins call home.
When
Sir David says goodnight, so does our intrepid crew. We’ve been up since four
in the morning, a very long day indeed. Still, it takes a while for my mind to
calm down and prepare for sleep. Every time I close my eyes, one, two, three,
or more spinners go flying into the air, and Captain Frank is shouting, “Fish on!”
Thursday, May 11, 2023
Author's note: My friend, Dillon Mini, would have turned 82 on May 17. Growing up together, we were truly like brothers.
Remembering Dillon
from Yeah, What Else?
The facts are straight forward: “Dillon James Mini, 73, passed away on Monday (September 15, 2014) after a long illness.” The obituary doesn’t contain a lot of detail, but it doesn’t need to. Not for me. For me, the details are all in my mind, like a shoebox full of old snapshots that you have promised to organize—someday. I am going to open that shoebox now and let them come tumbling out.
Here’s one of
Dillon and me walking down the Jennings Street hill, heading who-knows-where,
maybe to my house down on Russell Street, or down to the playground at Steffan
Manor. It’s summer and Dillon just turned eight, and I’m six, looking forward
to my seventh birthday in September. This was the day we swore to each other
(probably a pinky swear) that we’d be best friends forever. We kept that vow
for a long, long time.
Here’s a picture
of his dear parents, Dillon H. and Bernice. I remember the first time I knocked
on their front door to ask if Dillon could come out to play. My orthodontist
had fitted me with an elaborate headgear contraption that looked like a canvas
helmet; it had a metal chin cup attached with rubber bands, and it was designed
to pull my jaw back and correct a severe under-bite. Mrs. Mini answered the
door and I think she was shocked to see me there, looking like a little alien.
Over time, the Minis became second parents to me, and what beautiful people
they were. Mrs. Mini was one of the all-time great cooks, at least in my book,
and she loved feeding me. And Mr. Mini was always playful and funny, teasing me
gently, making me laugh. I’m not sure why, but they liked me and treated me
like a son, taking me along wherever they traveled.
Here is a good
one. It’s a picture of Bruce Bigelow with Dillon and me on the day Bruce moved
into the neighborhood. Dillon and I saw him playing in the yard there on the
corner of Buss and Russell, and we went over and introduced ourselves. Bruce
was about eight at the time. It was the start of a three-way partnership that
would last most of our lifetimes.
This next one is
priceless. It is from the sports page of the Times-Herald and it’s our City Championship baseball team –
Underweight Division. There’s Dillon with the catchers gear falling off his
body, always too big for him; and Bruce, Jerry Warren, Andy Carlson, John
O’Neil, Mike Kennedy, and of course, Jake Catado, our GVRD playground leader at
Steffan. What a great guy! Jake, if you’re reading this, you should know that
we all loved you.
God, what fun
that was: hanging out down at Steffan, going out to the ball field to practice,
traveling across town to play other schools. We’d pile into Jake’s old Chevy, a
dozen of us or more, and sing “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,” or “John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt” all the way across town. It was pure fun. No pressure, no
expectations, just the love of the game and each other.
Here is a great
shot: Dillon, Bruce, and me on Little League opening day, 1952; Dill and Bruce
wearing their Steffen’s Sport Shop uniforms and me with Ed Case’s Minit Men
across my chest. It was the first Little League in Vallejo and we were part of
a group of sixty kids that got it started. It was an experience none of
us—Dillon, Bruce, Jerry, Roger Ashlock, Frank Bodie, Eddie Hewitt, Joey Butler, Tom
Case, Al Manfredi, Jim Eaton—I could go on and on—will ever forget. In fact, we
still rehash the old play-by-plays when we get together.
This next
picture makes me smile. There we are on somebody’s lawn, surrounding a big,
handsome collie named King. King belonged to Gary and Lennie Price and he had
some sort of tumor that had to be removed. So, we went out mowing lawns to
raise money for the vet. Someone called the Times-Herald
and we wound up on the front page. Several readers offered to pay for King’s surgery,
so we didn’t have to mow many lawns. Was the lawn mowing Dillon’s idea? Or was
it Roger’s?
Later that
summer, we all took a hike out to Blue Rock Springs, then up over the hills to
the old, abandoned mercury mines to go exploring. Gary fell down a mine shaft.
He was lucky to survive. We never went hiking out there again.
This next one is
a classic: Dillon in his football uniform at Hogan Junior High. Yeah, football.
You see, Dillon was always small for his age. As an adult, he was maybe 5’6”,
120 pounds. But in the ninth grade, he still had some growing to do. All of his
young life, people would tell him “…you’re too small to do that.” Whether it
was baseball, football, bowling—it didn’t matter. So naturally he set out to
prove them all wrong.
I remember going
out to watch the team practice on the Hogan field. Bill McGrath was a tenth
grader, the star of the team, and he was built like a tank. Coach Pelligrini
was running a drill where there were two lines about ten yards apart: ball
carriers and tacklers. When you came to the front of the line, he’d toss the
ball to the ball carrier who would take off running. The tackler’s job was to
bring him down. They had to stay in a narrow lane marked by two blocking
dummies. It was bound to happen sooner or later, and sure enough, Bill and
Dillon wound up facing each other, Bill the ball carrier, Dillon the tackler.
They went at each other and Dillon hit Bill hard, just above the kneecaps. Of
course, he just bounced off and Bill ran on through, but everybody who
witnessed it came away with great respect for Dillon Mini. He had more guts
than anyone out there.
Here’s a picture
of Dillon as student body president at Hogan in the tenth grade. He wrote a
column for the school newspaper titled “Pres Sez.” If you had asked me then
(1957), I would have predicted that Dill would have a career in politics.
Prominent family name. Good looking guy. Intelligent. Great personality. He was
a natural.
Here’s another
good one. It’s our bowling team down at Miracle Bowl on Tennessee Street. We
were all in high school at the time. Miracle Bowl sponsored us and the idea was
that we’d travel around and bowl junior teams from other towns. There’s Dillon,
Bruce, me, and Buddy Whisenhunt. Buddy was a lefty and a terrific bowler. Bruce
and I were just okay. The traveling team idea never jelled, but we had fun
while it lasted. Dillon would go on to become one of the best bowlers in
Vallejo. He had several three-game series in the 800s and his press clippings
could fill a scrapbook.
Oh my, here’s a
stack of photos from Tahoe. In the early fifties, the Minis bought a cabin near
the South Tahoe Y. They would always spend the last two weeks before Labor Day
at the cabin, and they’d invite me to join them. I treasure the memory of those
summer days. Here we are trout fishing on the Upper Truckee River; playing
miniature golf down by Bijou; exploring the woods behind the cabin; playing
hours and hours of ping pong in the garage; and hanging out on the beach at
Camp Richardson. And here are the Silveiras who eventually built a place up
there: Manuel & Mildred, plus Marie, Mike, and Marty. What a great family,
and what a dear friend Marie was. And here are Mr. and Mrs. Bradley with Jerry
and Russ. We had a lot of fun with the Bradley boys.
One time Jerry
Bradley Sr. checked us all into the movie theater at Harrah’s. We were supposed
to stay there until an adult checked us out. The movie stunk so we snuck out
and hit the streets of Stateline—me, Dillon, Jerry, and Russ. (I think Marie
was babysitting for Mike and Marty.) It was all cool until one of us decided to
drop a quarter in a slot machine just inside the door of Harrah’s. We got
busted and they paged Mr. Bradley to tell him his kids were loose on the
street. With firm conviction he said, “They are not! I put ‘em in the movie
myself.” We caught a lot of flak over that one.
There are about
a thousand pictures from Tahoe in my memory bank. We’ll have to look at all of
them someday.
This next shot
is a beauty. It is a picture of Dillon as a member of a wedding party. He looks
great in the white dinner jacket and the black tux pants. What a handsome guy! Our
friend Charlie Gebhardt sang at that wedding. I remember he muffed the first
verse of “The Lord’s Prayer” and had to start over. Dillon cracked up laughing.
Charlie made it through on the second try without a hitch.
Here is a
picture of Dillon putting out a For Sale sign in front of my mom’s house in
1975. We had to move her into an assisted living facility and Dillon handled
the sale. He was in the real estate business for a number of years, though I
couldn’t tell you exactly how many.
This next one
hurts. It’s a picture of Dill and me sitting on a couple of bar stools down at
Teeters, a joint near Georgia Street and the freeway. The place eventually
changed names but we kept our same old stools. Whenever I would drive through
Vallejo, usually on the way to The City, I’d stop at Teeters to see Dillon.
Nine times out of ten he was there. We would throw back a few tall cold ones
and rehash all the good old times.
How stupid of
me! Why didn’t I jerk him off that stool and drag him out of there? Would it
have made a difference? Would it have changed anything in the later part of his
life? I guess I’ll never know. As my sons would say, “That’s on you, Dad.
You’ll have to wear that one.”
The next picture
is bitter-sweet. A bunch of us got together to visit Dillon in the group home
where he spent his days before he moved into hospice care. I think it was 2011.
There we are: Jerry Warren, Roger Ashlock, Russ Sturgeon, Gordie Maki, Sargent
Johnson, Dave Plump, and me. We took him to the Sardine Can for lunch. I think
he really enjoyed getting out with the guys. He was able to walk, slowly, with
a walker, and he smiled and laughed and conversed with all of us, at least a
little. I hope it was a good day for him.
Here are a few
pictures I’d like to erase. On my last visits with him, he was barely able to
walk, and our conversations consisted of his one-word responses to my
questions. It was just a matter of time.
Ah, now this
last picture is real. It’s not just in my mind. It shows Dillon bowling, at the
foul line delivering the ball, rolling what I’m sure was a sledgehammer shot to
the 1-3 pocket. Yes, I know the photo is old and battered, but I want you to
see it through my eyes. Look at the form. Look at the concentration. You can
almost feel the fire in his belly. He was some competitor, my friend Dillon.
And there he is at the very top of his game.
This is the way I will remember
him. He was beautiful. Wasn’t he?
_____
Friday, April 7, 2023
The Rites of Spring
He was a wiry little man with a
thick salt-and-pepper moustache and he wore bib overalls and a railroad cap. He
spoke with a heavy accent, which my mom identified as German. His dump truck
looked like it was built by hand on a very old Ford chassis. The mechanism that
lifted the bed was a jerry-rigged cog and chain contraption that he cranked by
hand, and the sides of the bed were made of two-by-fours and plywood. Onto this
strange looking rig, he could load ten yards of steer manure, which he
delivered to our house on Russell Street every spring.
The delivery generally took place
on a weekday when my dad was at work, so my mom took care of having the load
dumped in our driveway and paying the man for his goods. Mom loved to tell the
story and I always thought she was exaggerating. That is until I witnessed it
several times when I was home on spring break. That gentleman really could go
on a five-minute rant about “…the best shit in town.”
My dad’s vegetable garden was his
pride and joy. He was an Arkansas farm boy and I suspect that gardening put him
in touch with his roots. We had a narrow strip of grass that ran along the back
of the house, ten feet wide at the most, then the rest of the yard—maybe fifty
by sixty feet—was given over to vegetables. Dad raised several varieties of
lettuce, squash, and beans. There were root crops like carrots, radishes, and
turnips. He also raised Swiss chard which was one of my favorites. But without
question, he poured the greatest measure of his love and labor into his prized
sweet corn.
Dad favored a hybrid variety of
corn called Golden Bantam. Over the years, he experimented with others, but
always came back to that one variety. He would plant a couple of long rows, let
it get well up out of the ground—maybe six or eight inches—then plant another
couple of rows, and so on. The happy outcome was that we’d have sweet corn
ripening and ready for the table all summer long. It was the staple of our
summer diet: whatever else was going on the table, it would land there next to
the sweet corn.
I have to admit this turned me into
a sweet corn snob. My dad taught me that when corn is picked, the sugar in the
kernels begins to convert into starch. If it sits around for a while, that
wonderful sweetness is lost, and all the butter and salt in the world will not
make up for it. I rarely buy corn at the supermarket because I know it just
won’t measure up.
So, the wiry little German man
would deliver ten yards of steer manure to our driveway and that weekend, my dad
would begin the process of carting it back to his garden plot, one wheelbarrow
load at a time. He’d spread it out over the fallow ground and then begin
digging it into the soil by hand, a process that would take most of a Saturday
or Sunday afternoon. He’d stop every now and then for a cold beer, or to scoop
up one of our cats and scratch its ears, but he’d always finish the job by
sundown. A shovel was the only tool he needed. Dad was past his sixtieth
birthday when we finally convinced him to hire someone with a rototiller to do
the job.
Why am I telling you all this?
Well, it’s almost time to head over to my favorite garden supply store and load
the trunk of my Honda with eight or ten bags of steer manure. This I will
spread on my four-by-twelve-foot tomato patch and then dig it into the soil
with my trusty shovel. It doesn’t take more than an hour or so, but I’ll manage
to stop for a couple of beers. And my beloved cat, Sophie, will be hanging
around, keeping an eye on the proceedings. Maybe this is all a guy really
needs: a piece of God’s good earth, a sturdy shovel, a loyal cat, and a couple
of beers chilling in the fridge.
I’ve had good production from
several varieties—Early Girl, Better Boy, Sweet 100, to name a few—but my
all-time champ is the Lemon Boy, a nice big yellow tomato. Good old Lemon Boy
just seems to love my little piece of ground.
Here’s a little bit of irony: for
all my dad’s expertise and hard work, he could never grow a decent tomato.
Maybe he just overwhelmed them with care. They always seemed to turn out with
thick white cores and they were virtually tasteless. One summer, our neighbors,
the MacLaughlins, drove to Oklahoma to visit family. They planted some tomatoes
before they left and told my dad that if he watered them, he was welcome to
whatever fruit developed. These poor neglected plants—unstaked, untended,
unloved—produced the biggest and best tasting tomatoes ever grown in Vallejo.
My dad swore he’d never plant
another vine, which leads me to wonder if he would have admired my tomatoes as
much as I admired his corn. It’s something to ponder.
At any rate, in a week or so I’ll
make my annual trek to the garden shop and load the trunk with bags of steer
manure. I can’t say it’s the best shit in town, but my Lemon Boy sure seems to
like it.
_____
Thursday, March 9, 2023
Weekend Warriors
Excerpt from Bro. Dick … a remembrance
I went to a play
recently. It was the Sacramento Theater Company’s production of Steinbeck’s Of
Mice and Men. There was no curtain to raise for the opening scene. Instead, the houselights dimmed to black, the
stage lights came up, and George and Lenny entered stage left.
That’s sort of what it was like for
Mom and me when we knew my brother Dick was coming home for the weekend. On Thursday after
school, I would go into what wife Barbara calls my Suzy Homemaker routine:
vacuuming, dusting, scrubbing the bathroom and mopping floors. Mom would make a
long list and head off to the commissary on the shipyard to shop for the weekend.
She’d stock the house with fruits and veggies, snacks and drinks, and all the
fixings for a special Sunday dinner. By the time Friday evening rolled around,
the house was in tip-top shape and the cupboards and fridge filled to
overflowing.
My brother would arrive from
Sacramento around 7:00 p.m. Mom and I would be sitting in the living room,
trying to act nonchalant, but glancing out the window every minute or so to see
if he was safely home. Dick would come up the walk and into the house, and then
it was like the stage lights coming up: our weekend could begin.
Through the daylight-saving months,
he’d drop his bag in his room, grab a cold Hamm’s from the fridge, and we’d go
outside to inspect the yard. Landscaping became our ongoing project after our father
died. Dad had kept about three quarters of the backyard for his vegetable
garden and there was no way Dick and I were going to maintain that tradition. So,
we planted grass, which came up thick and green, a tribute to the thousands of
yards of steer manure Dad had worked into the soil over the years. We built
brick planters around the foundation at the back of the house and filled them
with exotic plants from the Vallejo Nursery over on Springs Road. We kept some
flowerbeds for annuals and rotated them according to the season. As I said, it
was our project.
The purpose of the Friday night
inspection was to see how things were going and to map out the work that needed
to be done. Saturday was generally devoted to yard work: mowing, trimming,
pruning and planting. One favorite thing to do was to cruise over to the
nursery and browse through the rows of trees and shrubs and flowers. We tried
lots of things that didn’t work out, but it never dimmed our enthusiasm. I have
to say we kept the place looking pretty spiffy. And we had pet names for our
favorite plants. A fruitless mulberry tree became a mulless fruitberry.
We couldn’t remember the name of one of the plants, but the tag on it said,
“prune heavily,” so we just called it the prune heavily. You get the
picture.
I would go out with my friends on
Saturday night, to a movie or bowling or a dance at the High School. Dick
occasionally had a date with a girl in town named Laurie. She was very pretty
and the family got its hopes up that this would be the girl, but I don’t think
it ever went beyond casual dating.
We’d wind up back at the house
around midnight and then the fun would begin.
We’d hustle over to a place called Red’s on Solano Avenue to pick up a
pizza and then gather around the table in our dining room. My friends Dillon
Mini, Bruce Bigelow, and Jim Decious would join us. Mom always had something
fresh-baked for us to chase down the pizza. Then we’d clear the table, break
out the Tripoli board and launch into a spirited game. Tripoli is a board game
that I guess can be described as part poker and part gin rummy. Anyway, the
game would rage on until 2:00 or 3:00 a.m.
I’d take a break from the game at
times and go into my bedroom, which was right off the dining room. I’d turn on
the radio real low and pick up an all-night jazz station out of the Bay Area.
But I always left the door open. It gave me a good feeling to see and hear my mom,
my brother, and my friends talking and laughing and having a good time, with
Dizzy Gillespie or Gerry Mulligan & Chet Baker providing the soundtrack.
A typical Sunday involved going
over to the high school courts to play hours and hours of tennis. Usually this
was just Dick and Bruce and me, but sometime the other guys would join us. My
brother was a good tennis player, gliding around the court with that long
stride of his. In fact, we were all pretty evenly matched which made for good
competition.
After tennis, we would head home to
shower and clean up in time for Sunday dinner. Mom’s specialty was a sirloin
tip roast with mashed potatoes, pan gravy, lots of fresh veggies, and chocolate
devil’s food cake for dessert. After that we’d collapse in the front room and
wait for the Ed Sullivan Show to start.
That was a typical weekend with the
Spooners.
When Ed Sullivan said goodnight, it was time for Dick to
pack his car and head back to Sacramento, and time for me head for my desk and
make a half-hearted attempt to do the homework I’d been putting off all
weekend. As he left the house and went down the walk to his car, it was like
the stage lights dimming in the theater. For Mom and me, it wouldn’t be as
bright again until the next time he came home.
_____
Monday, February 20, 2023
A long way back to the top…
Excerpt from Bro
Dick – a remembrance
I don’t know precisely
when my brother Dick discovered skiing, but I do know where. It was at Strawberry up on
Highway 50. I know this because he immediately stuck a picture postcard of
Strawberry Lodge in the corner of the mirror in his bedroom, right across from
the picture of Teresa Brewer, his ideal woman. I doubt that they still have an
operating ski lift at Strawberry, but the lodge with its gables all along the
front roofline is still there. It didn’t take long for my brother to figure out
that there were far better places to ski, resorts like the old Sierra Ski Ranch
and Sugar Bowl, or Alpine Meadows and Heavenly Valley. He was hooked.
We should have saved his first set
of skis because they would be considered antiques today. They were made of
wood—I think it was hard maple—and the bindings were a lever and cable
contraption where the cable wrapped around a deep groove in the heel of your
boot. It was amazing that anyone could ski with this equipment and not end up
with knee surgery.
As technology progressed, Dick
upgraded his equipment and spent all the time he possibly could on the ski
slopes. He once told me that when the snow was good, the weather decent, and
the crowds small, skiing was the purest form of fun. Experience taught me that
he was right.
I had my first taste of skiing on
the bunny hill at Heavenly Valley with my friend Dillon Mini. He had tried it a
few times and told me that all I had to do was bend my knees, lean forward a
little, and try not to fall down. And that’s exactly what I did, zooming from
the top of the lift to the bottom in a perfectly straight line. No one said anything
about turning.
I’ve never taken a lesson, but when
I started tagging along with Dick, he took me aside at the bottom of the hill
and gave me a few pointers on some fundamentals, like side stepping, and
snowplowing, and how to make basic turns. Then he took me up to the top of the
hill and said, “Just follow me and do what I do.” My brother was a smooth,
controlled, elegant skier. He made it look easy. It seemed like he was always
in control, and I can’t remember him taking a bad fall, though I’m sure it
happened. I did my best to keep up with him.
Our favorite place to ski was
Heavenly Valley. The hill is so massive and the view from the top of the main
lift is breathtaking. We never tried to ski the face, mainly because I wasn’t
up for it, but there were numerous trails to take from the top that provided
all the challenge we needed. The great thing about Heavenly as far as I was
concerned was that you spent most of your time on the hill and less time in
line for the lift. It could take a half hour or more to ski all the way down
from the top before you had to queue up for the lift.
I have to confess that we got into
the habit of doing something that is a no-no. We’d drop down off the groomed
ski run and blaze trails down through the trees and the virgin snow. More than
once we got ourselves way down into a canyon and had to come sidestepping back
up to the main trail. Dangerous stuff, but man was it fun.
We were skiing at Heavenly one very
clear cold day and after several runs down the mountain, we went into the
warming hut at the top of the main chairlift to thaw out for a few minutes. We
ordered cups of steaming hot chocolate and sat down at a table next to a window
on the west side of the hut. The afternoon sun was streaming through the window
and the chocolate was delicious and before I knew it, I felt my eyes growing
heavy. I looked across the table at Dick and he was nodding off too. He grinned
at me and motioned toward the door. We finished our chocolate and headed back
out to the mountain. If we’d stayed there another five minutes, we’d have been
sound asleep. That was nearly fifty years ago, and I can still see my brother
sitting across the table from me in that warming hut. It was one of the best
days ever.
Dick had a couple of dreams, all
wrapped around his love of skiing. The first was to finish his bachelor’s
degree and I think he lacked about sixty units to reach that goal. He worked
out a plan to attend the University of Utah in Salt Lake City where he could
live with our Aunt Teresa and Uncle Dude. Aunt Teresa adored my brother and was
excited to have him stay with their family. The skiing tie-in was the
magnificent powder snow at resorts nearby such as Alta. For my brother, it was
like going to school in paradise. Unfortunately, he could never convince the
good folks of Utah that he was a resident, and the out-of-state tuition was a
deal breaker. He completed one year at Utah and then returned to California.
The other dream was to have a neat
little A-frame ski cabin somewhere in the Sierras. In the mid-sixties, my
brother got really close to realizing this one. He bought a lot at a newly
developed ski resort called Bear Valley and started pouring over plans and
architectural drawings. We even took a late summer trip to Bear Valley to check
out the site. Some of Dick’s friends from work came along and we camped at a
lake near the resort. On one of the days we were there, we found ourselves
standing at the top of what would be the main chair lift and we decided to hike
all the way down the hill that would be the primary ski run. As we started down
the trail, there was a neat little sign that said, “It’s a long way back to the
top.” We just laughed and went on.
If memory serves, it took about a
half hour to get to the bottom of the hill, and about two hours to work our way
back up. The sign wasn’t kidding. When we got back to the top, Dick popped the
trunk of the car and unloaded what he liked to refer to as a skier’s lunch. He
had packed salami and crackers and two kinds of cheese. There were grapes and
plums and nectarines. There was a cooler filled with ice-cold soft drinks and
beer. And, of course, Mom had sent along homemade chocolate chip cookies. I
swear food never tasted so good.
Dreams have a way of changing. My
brother never did build that cabin and he wound up selling the lot, but it was
a sweet dream while it lasted. Our cousin Margie was an accomplished artist and
Dick asked her to paint a picture of the Bear Valley ski run from photos he had
taken. That oil-on-canvass hung on the wall of his home for many years. I’m
sure it’s still around somewhere.
We should have had Margie add that
little sign: “It’s a long way back to the top.”
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Tuesday, February 14, 2023
Remember the Firebirds
The patio table was loaded with chips, dips, salsa, bite-size veggies, and a fresh guacamole that was very special. A large cooler held a variety of beverages on ice. A local pizza parlor was standing by, ready to deliver its finest when halftime rolled around. It was Super Bowl Sunday and a half-dozen friends were gathered to enjoy the spectacle on large, flatscreen television sets, including one outdoors on the patio. Nick Shane sat at the table, an ice-cold lager in hand, enjoying the guacamole and the California sun peeking in and out of puffy clouds.
“Got everything
you need, Mr. Shane?” Ted smiled and clapped a hand on Nick’s shoulder.
“I’m good, Ted.
You’re a stellar host. Thanks for having me.”
“Hey, mi casa
su casa. Know what I mean?” The young man laughed and scooped salsa onto a
tortilla chip. “You and Del are always welcome.”
Nick’s son, Del,
approached the table. “You okay, pops? Behavin’ yourself over here?”
“Yeah, just
sitting here trying to remember a Super Bowl from a long time ago. I think it
was 1971. What was that, Super Bowl V?”
“Really? What’s up
with that?”
“The pregame
hoopla was different back then.” Nick paused to sip his beer. “I remember they
played a documentary film, about an hour long. I’m pretty sure it was 1971.”
“Yeah? What was it
about?”
“All about the
Pottstown Firebirds.”
Del and Ted
laughed and glanced at each other. What was Del’s old man conjuring here?
Several guys came to the table to fill small plates with snacks and join the
conversation. They were all in their forties. Nick was the odd man, having
recently celebrated his eightieth birthday.
“Is this a real
thing, Dad? Or are you spinning some fiction here?” Del smiled, wondering how
many beers his father had downed. Game time was still thirty minutes away.
“Oh, it’s real all
right. The Firebirds were a minor league football team in Pottstown,
Pennsylvania. They played in—I’m trying to remember—I think it was the Atlantic
Coast League. I think that’s right. Can’t remember how many teams, but they
were made up of former NFL players, former high school and college kids hoping
to move up, and guys who just couldn’t give up the game.”
“Minor league
football? Really?”
“Yeah. Anyway, the
Firebirds were a colorful bunch of misfits, led by a head coach—can’t remember
his name—who didn’t wear sox or underwear. There was a defensive lineman who
was a hippy and lived on a commune. Another lineman who was a poet and had a
drug problem. And a quarterback who called himself The King. Jimmy ‘The King’
Corcoran.”
“And all of this
was in a documentary?”
“Yep. Produced by
NFL Films, if I remember correctly. So, the Firebirds were having a great
season in 1970, fighting to go undefeated and win a championship. At that time,
no pro team at any level had gone undefeated.”
“Need another
beer, Mr. Shane?”
“Sure. Thanks,
Ted. So, here’s the conflict—The King was almost un-coachable. He was a total
narcissist. Had to be the center of attention at all times. And he and the head
coach were in a constant battle. The coach wanted a disciplined offense,
primarily a strong running game. The King wanted to open it up and pass, pass,
pass.”
“But they’re
undefeated?”
“Right. I think it
was the final regular season game, very close, right down to the last minute. The
Firebirds were deep in the other team’s territory, and they just needed to keep
the ball on the ground for one more play, then kick a field goal for the win.
Coach sent in a running play. The King thought he saw a crack in the defensive
alignment. He called an audible at the line of scrimmage and threw a pass. It
was intercepted. The Firebirds lost. The undefeated season was gone. Even
though they went on to the championship game and won, they finished the season
with one loss.”
“Wow! How did the
coach take it?”
“He went nuts. It
was his chance for immortality. The first undefeated season ever in pro
football, even if it was minor league. He benched The King for the championship
game. They won with a backup quarterback. I think I remember the coach’s name.
It was DeFillipo. Don or Dave DeFillipo.”
“Dad, are you sure
this isn’t some dream? You know you need to lay off the spicy food.”
“Yes, I’m sure.
The NFL should replay the damn thing. It was a great film. But don’t take my
word for it. Remember what Casey Stengel used to say…”
“Oh boy. Casey
Stengel? And what did Casey say?”
“He liked to say,
‘You could look it up.’”
“Okay, Dad, we’ll
ask Siri. I think I’m switching you to water.”
It was time for the coin flip, followed by kick off. The group started to move inside, fresh drinks in hand, excited for the start of the game. Super Bowl Sunday. Almost a national holiday, even in Pottstown, PA.
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